"My Multivitamin Is Better Than Any Anxiety Medication" — Unisex Tank Top

Forget the co-pay — your multivitamin's doing the heavy lifting now.

This tank is for the person who solved their existential dread with a gummy bear and hasn't looked back since. Wear it to brunch, the gym, or your ex's wedding. It tells the world you're thriving, unmedicated (probably), and absolutely not taking questions.

The details:

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton (tri-blends: 50% polyester / 25% combed cotton / 25% rayon)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — light enough to wear while aggressively minding your wellness
• Relaxed unisex fit with a dropped armhole because your shoulders deserve freedom too
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up