"What Happened in the Car Stays in the Car" — Unisex Champion Hoodie

What happens in the car stays in the car — and now it's on your chest for everyone to read.

This hoodie is for the person who says too much, laughs too loud, and has absolutely zero regrets about whatever went down in that parking lot. Wear it on road trips, to family dinners you weren't invited back to, or anywhere you want strangers to give you a knowing look. It tells the world you have stories, and none of them are appropriate.

The details:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 9 oz. heavyweight fabric
• Regular fit with a two-ply hood, kangaroo pocket, and heavy rib-knit cuffs
• Embroidered Champion "C" on the left cuff because even degenerates have standards
• Sizes run small — order one size up for a looser fit