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"What Happened in the Car Stays in the Car" — Unisex Tank Top

"What Happened in the Car Stays in the Car" — Unisex Tank Top

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price $34.99 USD Sale price $24.00 USD
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Whatever happened in there, this tank makes sure no one ever finds out — and somehow still tells everyone everything.

Built for the shameless, the spontaneous, and anyone whose car has seen things that would make a valet quit on the spot. Wear it to the weekend market, the backyard BBQ, or literally anywhere you want to invite questions you have no intention of answering. This tank doesn't start conversations — it ends them.

The details:

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather: 85% cotton/15% viscose; Charcoal Heather: 60% polyester/40% cotton)
  • Relaxed fit with a sleeveless drop arm — easy, breezy, incriminating
  • Soft-washed mid/heavyweight fabric at 5.5 oz/yd² that gets softer with every suspicious road trip
  • Sizes run small — US customers order one size up

Made to order just for you, so allow a little extra time. Good things take patience. You of all people should know that.

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