"What Happened in the Car Stays in the Car" — Unisex Tee

Whatever happened in that car, your shirt isn't talking — but your face definitely is.

This one's for the people who treat the front seat like a confessional and the back seat like Vegas. Wear it to road trips, family BBQs, or anywhere you want to watch someone's aunt read it twice and pretend she didn't laugh. It says you've lived a little, confessed nothing, and would absolutely do it again.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight, with just enough stretch to survive whatever the car ride involved
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up