"Cut and Ready to Nut" — Unisex Tee

Because sometimes you just need the world to know your prep work is done.

This one's for the bold, the unfiltered, and the ones who laugh loudest at their own jokes. Wear it to a backyard BBQ, a night out, or anywhere you want to make a stranger do a double-take and immediately want to be your friend. It says you don't take yourself seriously — but you definitely take your timing seriously.

The details:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Vintage-feel, fitted cut that works on everybody
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² — light enough to wear while you're causing a scene
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up