"Yes I Fuck on a First Date for the Right Amount" — Unisex Tee

Honesty is a lost art. You're just here to bring it back.

This one's for the self-aware, unapologetic realists who are tired of playing games — and tired of pretending they're not at dinner for two reasons. Wear it to brunch, wear it to your cousin's wedding, wear it literally anywhere you want to watch people do a double-take and then slowly grin. It doesn't say anything about you that you weren't already saying louder with your eyes.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (most colors) — soft enough to sleep in, bold enough you won't be sleeping alone
• Relaxed fit because some of us have standards and waistbands
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, crew neck construction
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up