"Good Things Come in Small Packages and I'm Really Bad" — Unisex Tee

Small package. Big reputation. Zero apologies.

This tee is for the pint-sized provocateurs, the pocket-sized troublemakers, and anyone who's ever been underestimated — and absolutely used it to their advantage. Wear it to brunch, a first date, or literally anywhere you want to make someone spit out their drink. It tells the world you're fun-sized and fully aware of exactly what that implies.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (because soft matters when you're this hard to handle)
• Tailored fit that holds its shape wash after wash — for when you keep getting into situations that require a quick getaway
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz — light enough to play innocent
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up