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"Head of the Titty Committee" — Unisex Tank Top

"Head of the Titty Committee" — Unisex Tank Top

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price $34.99 USD Sale price $24.00 USD
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Because someone has to run the meeting, and it might as well be you.

This one's for the boldly built, the proudly endowed, and everyone who's sick of pretending they're not the most impressive person in the room. Wear it to the pool, the barbecue, or anywhere you want to make your mother question where she went wrong. It says you're confident, you're in charge, and you've called the committee to order.

The details:

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather: 85% cotton/15% viscose; Charcoal Heather: 60% polyester/40% cotton)
  • Relaxed fit with a sleeveless drop arm — maximum airflow for maximum authority
  • Soft-washed, extra soft mid/heavyweight fabric at 5.5 oz/yd²
  • Sizes run small — US customers order one size up

Made to order just for you, so give us a little extra time to get your official uniform sorted.

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