"Head of the Titty Committee" — Unisex Tee

Finally, a title that reflects your true calling.

This tee is for the shameless legend who chairs every meeting with confidence and absolutely zero apologies. Wear it to the cookout, the dive bar, or anywhere else you enjoy watching people do a double-take. It tells the world you showed up, you're in charge, and you did not come here to be subtle.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight, with a little stretch — fits like a tee that actually wants to be worn
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd²
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up