"Have a Healthy Gagging Reflex You Are Not for Me" — Unisex Tee

Because life's too short to pretend bad taste doesn't turn you on.

This one's for the unapologetically picky — the person who has standards, a smart mouth, and absolutely zero interest in keeping either to themselves. Wear it to brunch, a first date you've already mentally cancelled, or literally anywhere you want to watch someone read your chest twice. It tells the world you know what you want, you know what you don't, and you find the whole mess hilarious.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight, with just enough stretch to keep things interesting
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up