"I Like Them Thick" — Unisex Tee

Thick books? Thick milkshakes? Thick… plot twists? Sure. We'll go with that.

This tee is for the unapologetically loud, the chronically funny, and anyone who's tired of pretending their preferences are subtle. Wear it to brunch, wear it to the gym, wear it to your ex's wedding — let the shirt do the talking while you play innocent. It's the kind of thing you throw on and immediately become 40% more interesting at a party.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (most colors)
• Relaxed fit — roomy enough to be comfortable, fitted enough to show you tried
• Pre-shrunk, 4.2 oz fabric with side-seamed construction and crew neck
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up