"I Like Them Thick" — Unisex Tee

Because flat is fine, but you know what you really want.

This one's for the unapologetic enthusiasts — the people who know exactly what they like and have absolutely zero shame about announcing it to a parking lot. Wear it to brunch, wear it to your ex's wedding, wear it anywhere you want to spark a conversation you're fully prepared to finish. It tells the world you have taste, opinions, and a spectacular sense of humour about both.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight, with just enough stretch to keep things comfortable
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up