"If You Are Smaller Than..." — Unisex Hoodie

If you're smaller than the attitude packed into this hoodie, step aside.

This one's for the bold, the brash, and the beautifully shameless. Wear it to family dinners you weren't really invited to, first dates you're already overdressed for, or anywhere you want people to know exactly what kind of person you are. It says you've got confidence — and possibly a lawyer on speed dial.

The details:

• 100% cotton face, 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend
• Relaxed unisex fit with front pouch pocket, flat drawstrings, and 3-panel hood
• Self-fabric patch on the back because even the details are extra
• Sizes run small — order one size up