"I'm Not Summa Cum Laude I Just Cum Lauder" — Women's Cropped Hoodie

Graduating from the school of zero regrets.

This one's for the woman who skipped the honors ceremony but showed up everywhere else. Wear it to brunch, to your ex's neighborhood, or literally anywhere you want to spark a double-take and a slow smile. It screams smart, shameless, and absolutely done apologizing for it.

The details:

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece — soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to cause a scene
• Cropped fit with raw hem and matching drawstrings
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²) — substantial enough to handle the attention
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up