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"But My Third One Is Open for Business" — Unisex Tank Top
"But My Third One Is Open for Business" — Unisex Tank Top
Regular price
$24.00 USD
Regular price
$34.99 USD
Sale price
$24.00 USD
🚚 $5 flat rate shipping anywhere in the US
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Two's company, three's a party — and the third one's got a vacancy.
This tank is for the shameless, the bold, and the chronically hilarious. Wear it to the gym, the barbecue, or literally anywhere you want to start a conversation you're completely prepared to finish. It tells the world you have limits — just not many.
The details:
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon — soft, light, and just clingy enough
- Racerback cut with raw edge seams for a fit that does the talking before you open your mouth
- Laundered to reduce shrinkage, because nobody wants unexpected surprises
- Sizes run small — US customers order one size up
Made to order just for you, so give us a little extra time to get it to you. Good things come to those who wait — apparently that's the theme here.
