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"But My Third One Is Open for Business" — Unisex Tank Top

"But My Third One Is Open for Business" — Unisex Tank Top

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price $34.99 USD Sale price $24.00 USD
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Two's company, three's a party — and the third one's got a vacancy.

This tank is for the shameless, the bold, and the chronically hilarious. Wear it to the gym, the barbecue, or literally anywhere you want to start a conversation you're completely prepared to finish. It tells the world you have limits — just not many.

The details:

  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon — soft, light, and just clingy enough
  • Racerback cut with raw edge seams for a fit that does the talking before you open your mouth
  • Laundered to reduce shrinkage, because nobody wants unexpected surprises
  • Sizes run small — US customers order one size up

Made to order just for you, so give us a little extra time to get it to you. Good things come to those who wait — apparently that's the theme here.

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