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"No, That's Not a Gun, I'm Just Excited to See You" — Unisex Tank Top
"No, That's Not a Gun, I'm Just Excited to See You" — Unisex Tank Top
Regular price
$24.00 USD
Regular price
$34.99 USD
Sale price
$24.00 USD
🚚 $5 flat rate shipping anywhere in the US
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Is that a tank top or are you just happy to see everyone?
This one's for the bold, the shameless, and the chronically flirtatious — basically anyone who's tired of keeping it in their pants (figuratively speaking). Wear it to the gym, the beach, or anywhere you want to make strangers do a double-take and immediately re-read your chest. It says you've got a sense of humour, questionable boundaries, and absolutely zero regrets.
The details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton/15% viscose; Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester/40% cotton)
- Relaxed fit with a sleeveless drop arm — freedom where it counts
- Soft-washed, mid-heavyweight fabric at 5.5 oz/yd² that feels as good as it looks
- Sizes run small — US customers order one size up
Made to order just for you, so give us a little extra time. Good things come to those who wait.
