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"No, That's Not a Gun, I'm Just Excited to See You" — Unisex Tank Top

"No, That's Not a Gun, I'm Just Excited to See You" — Unisex Tank Top

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price $34.99 USD Sale price $24.00 USD
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Is that a tank top or are you just happy to see everyone?

This one's for the bold, the shameless, and the chronically flirtatious — basically anyone who's tired of keeping it in their pants (figuratively speaking). Wear it to the gym, the beach, or anywhere you want to make strangers do a double-take and immediately re-read your chest. It says you've got a sense of humour, questionable boundaries, and absolutely zero regrets.

The details:

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton/15% viscose; Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester/40% cotton)
  • Relaxed fit with a sleeveless drop arm — freedom where it counts
  • Soft-washed, mid-heavyweight fabric at 5.5 oz/yd² that feels as good as it looks
  • Sizes run small — US customers order one size up

Made to order just for you, so give us a little extra time. Good things come to those who wait.

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