"Thirsty?" — Unisex Tee

Yeah, we went there.

This tee is for the chronically dehydrated — the ones who show up to the party already causing problems. Wear it to brunch, wear it to your ex's wedding, wear it literally anywhere you want to watch people do a double-take and then laugh too loud. It says you're fun, you're a little dangerous, and you absolutely cannot be trusted at a work happy hour.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (because even troublemakers deserve soft fabric)
• Relaxed fit — roomy enough to look innocent while you absolutely are not
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, crew neck
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up

Made to order just for you, so give us a little extra time to get it to your thirsty hands.