"Does This Shirt Make My Tits Look Big?" — Women's Relaxed Tee

Well, the shirt doesn't — but it'll make people stare long enough to find out for themselves.

This one's for the woman who skipped the filter and never looked back. Wear it to brunch and watch your aunt choke on her mimosa, or pair it with a blazer for a business casual situation that will absolutely end HR's week. You're not here to be subtle. Subtle is boring.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (select heather colors are cotton/poly blends)
• Relaxed fit with side-seamed construction and crew neck
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — soft, pre-shrunk, and ready to cause problems
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up