"Head of the Titty Committee" — Women's Cropped Hoodie

Finally, official recognition for the role you were born to fill.

This hoodie is for the woman who runs the meeting, sets the agenda, and absolutely does not apologize for it. Wear it to brunch, a bonfire, or anywhere you want to immediately become the most interesting person in the room. It's basically a personality test for everyone who reads it.

The details:

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece — soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to start a conversation
• Cropped fit with a raw hem because you didn't come here to be modest
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²) with matching drawstrings
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up