"If You Are Shorter Than This Don't Bother" — Unisex Tee

You've got standards. Laminated, posted on the wall, non-negotiable standards.

This tee is for the person who's done being polite about their type. Wear it to the bar, the backyard BBQ, or wherever you enjoy watching people measure themselves against a doorframe in quiet desperation. It says you know what you want — and you're not losing sleep over the rest.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (select heather colors contain polyester — check product page)
• Relaxed fit with side-seamed construction and crew neck
• Pre-shrunk, 4.2 oz fabric that won't warp after washing
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up