"I'm Not Short I'm Concentrated Awesome" — Unisex Tank Top

Proof that good things come in small — sorry, *concentrated* — packages.

This tank is built for the vertically efficient human who's done explaining themselves and would rather just wear the receipts. Rock it at the gym, the cookout, or anywhere you need to make a point without saying a word. It's the shirt of someone who's fun at parties and also slightly dangerous.

The details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.8 oz/m² — soft, sturdy, and ready to take a joke
• Relaxed fit with tubular construction and no side seams for easy, all-day wear
• Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a broken-in feel right out of the bag
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up