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Spoiler alert: you're fine. Everyone else just needs to calm down.
This tank is for the person who's been told to "relax" one too many times and decided to own it instead. Wear it to the farmers market, a chaotic family reunion, or literally anywhere your energy precedes you. It's not a warning label — it's a personality trait.
The details:
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.8 oz/m² — soft, sturdy, no nonsense
Relaxed fit with tubular construction and no side seams for all-day comfort
Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a lived-in feel and low shrinkage
