"Don't Panic I'm Just Overly Excited" — Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Spoiler alert: you're fine. Mostly.

This hoodie is for the person whose enthusiasm occasionally scares strangers — and who has absolutely zero plans to dial it down. Wear it to family gatherings, first dates, or anywhere else you need a preemptive explanation for your energy. It tells the world you're self-aware enough to warn them, but not enough to actually calm down.

The details:

• Buttery soft 100% cotton face, cozy ring-spun cotton blend — warm without the bulk
• Relaxed unisex pullover fit
• Soft from day one, no break-in period required
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up