"I Don't Do Average" — Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Average called. You didn't pick up.

This hoodie is for the person who sets the curve, breaks the curve, and then leaves early. Wear it to brunch, the gym, your cousin's boring birthday party — basically anywhere you need a gentle reminder that mediocrity is someone else's problem. It says "I have high standards" without you having to say a single word.

The details:

• Soft, cozy pullover fleece built for all-day wear
• Relaxed unisex fit that works for everybody
• Kangaroo pocket for your hands, your phone, or your general unbothered energy
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up