"I'm the Reason They Made Rules" — Unisex Vintage Tee

You didn't break the rules. You just inspired better ones.

This tee is for the person whose friends have a group chat just to keep up with their decisions — and they'd wear it proudly to that intervention. Rock it at brunch, a family reunion, or anywhere a little chaos is welcome. It says "I'm self-aware enough to joke about it" without saying a word.

The details:

• Organic ring-spun cotton with a soft, broken-in feel
• Medium fit that works on every body type
• Reinforced hems that hold their shape wash after wash
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up