"I Don't Behave I Perform" — Unisex Tee

You don't follow rules. You follow your own scheduling system.

This tee is for the person who shows up late, nails it anyway, and somehow gets applause. Wear it to brunch, your kid's soccer game, or that team meeting where you're definitely the wildcard. It tells people exactly who they're dealing with — someone who doesn't do boring.

The details:

• Buttery soft organic cotton that feels like a second skin
• Clean medium fit that looks intentional even when you aren't
• Available in multiple colors because even rebels have preferences
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up