"I'm Not Short, I'm Concentrated Awesome" — Unisex Tee

Big things come in small packages — and so does this tee.

This one's for the vertically efficient human who's tired of being called "little" by people who are just jealous of their concentrated greatness. Wear it to brunch, to your cousin's wedding, or literally anywhere you want to make people snort-laugh. It says: I know exactly who I am, and I'm not reaching for anything — except maybe the top shelf, with a step stool, which is none of your business.

The details:

• Certified organic, PETA-approved vegan ring-spun cotton that's genuinely soft (like, embarrassingly soft)
• Relaxed unisex fit that works for every body
• Built to hold its shape wash after wash
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up