"Cut & Ready to Nut" — Unisex Tee

Whether you're fresh out the kitchen or fresh out of patience, this tee says everything your inside voice has been dying to shout.

This one's for the unfiltered, unbothered crowd who think life's too short for boring shirts — and too long for keeping quiet. Wear it to brunch, a backyard BBQ, or anywhere you want to spark a double-take and a dirty laugh. It's a personality test. If they get it, keep them around.

The details:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, 5oz fabric weight
• Oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide collar — built for streetwear, not spreadsheets
• Unisex sizing for everyone brave enough to wear it
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up