"My Multivitamin Is Better Than Any Anxiety Medication" — Unisex Tee

Forget therapy — you've got gummies and absolutely zero coping mechanisms.

This shirt is for the person who self-medicates with supplements, selective serotonin-ignoring, and the audacity to be completely unbothered about it. Wear it to brunch, your ex's wedding, or your annual physical to really make the doctor earn their co-pay. It says you've done the research, rejected the findings, and doubled down anyway.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight, and slightly stretchy — hugs the chaos
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up